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I sure am glad the adults are back in charge! ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌      Not the Bee Daily Newsletter December 7, 2025 Sponsored by Health and Wellness Insider HHS updated the nameplate on Admiral Levine's portrait to properly reflect reality I sure am glad the adults are back in charge! Portland jury acquits black man who stabbed a white man because the white guy said the "N-word" AFTER he was stabbed This is on par with being arrested because you called a man who attacked you a "f*ggot." Love to read Not the Bee? Try listening to our podcast, Beyond Parody! Like, subscribe, comment! A message from Health and Wellness Insider Alzheimer's Quick Test: Do You Use This Word in Conversations? This mind-bending research shook the medical world to its core! It seems 97% of the people who get Alzheimer's and dementia... Use specific words in conversations 3 years before the disease strikes... This word especially is a precise indicator of early Alzheimer's...   Find out all about it here: Alzheimer's Words in Conversation This lady had a pretty bad idea about buying a house with friends and the comments pulled zero punches It's a rough time for homebuyers, and first-time homebuyers in particular. Everyone knows it. College basketball player gets posterized, then decks opponent in the face for dunking on him Dunking on someone is one of the most disrespectful things you can do in sports. And that is why whenever someone tries to dunk on me I meet them in the air at full speed, knock chests, and we both go down -- me picking up yet another foul and heading to the bench. It's the holidays again, so here are the US Consumer Product Safety Commission's weirdest posts of the season! I'm pleased to announce that DOGE has fulfilled my Christmas wish and left the U.S. Consumer Product and Safety Commission's weird meme guy alone. Senator Warner says that uniformed military could "save us" from Donald Trump Sedition, insurrection, color revolution, a coup. Bibi says he'll still visit NYC despite Mamdani's threat to arrest him Let the games begin (come January): WATCH: Virginia window-washers dangle from broken line before being rescued There are many reasons I will never be a skyscraper window-washer. WATCH: Reporter gets smacked in the face by seagull while shooting segment in New Zealand I knew it was coming, but it was still hilarious. Doctor Makes Shocking Claim About Trump's Brain – Get every detail you need HERE* Not the Bee's Best Peanut Butter Reinvented. Holiday Gift Ideas: Roasted peanuts blended with roasted pecans creates a rich, sweet and salty, mouth watering addicting soft butter. Our nut butters have no added sugar and 50% less carbs than traditional peanut butter and are organic, glp-1 friendly, keto and diabetic friendly. Use Code NTB for 20% OFF!* Cluck The Halls: Convoy Of Hope's 20,000 Chickens. This Christmas, say no to snooze-fest gifts like fuzzy Santa slippers and bring cheer by giving to Convoy of Hope's mission to gift 20,000 chickens to families in need. For just $5 per chicken, you can fund feathered powerhouses that lay eggs, generate income, and crack open brighter futures. Donate to help meet our 20,000 chicken goal!* *This is sponsored content. 45f7-h29p-9230-8jvn Stop Spam Folders From Silencing Satire. You deserve every punchline. Bee Mail puts our updates right where they belong—your Gmail Primary tab. Activate Bee Mail Now. Want us to stop emailing you? Unsubscribe here. Latest News | Store | Podcast | Download App | Subscribe PO Box 1322, Jupiter, FL 33468 Copyright ©2025  Not the Bee, LLC. All rights reserved.