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People still don't realize that Chauvin never knelt on Floyd's neck. ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌      Not the Bee Daily Newsletter November 23, 2025 Sponsored by Angel Studios Derek Chauvin's lawyer files new petition as 50 former and current officers affirm technique he used on George Floyd was standard protocol People still don't realize that Chauvin never knelt on Floyd's neck. California City Bans Pickleball Over Noise Complaints After numerous complaints about the constant plinking noise from the city's public pickleball courts, the city council for the affluent town of Carmel, California, voted to permanently ban the sport. Love to read Not the Bee? Try listening to our podcast, Beyond Parody! Like, subscribe, comment! A message from Angel Studios This Black Friday, before you trample your neighbor for a half-price air fryer, consider a deal that actually feeds the soul. For a limited time, you can join the 𝗔𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹 𝗚𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝘀 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗮𝘀 $𝟲.𝟵𝟵/𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝟭𝟮 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀 — our lowest price of the year — and get 2 free tickets to see David, the animated musical event of the season (in theaters Dec 19). That's right: skip the chaos, save your dignity, and give your family stories that amplify light instead of headaches. Angel's lineup has something for every mood — laughter, hope, miracles, and zero cringe.   Join now, lock in your savings, and prove that not all Black Friday deals come from the dark side. MTG says she is resigning from Congress Welp, Marjorie Taylor Greene is resigning from Congress. Clintons ordered to appear at Epstein deposition next month Chairman of the House Oversight Committee James Comer has ordered Bill and Hillary to appear for a deposition next month in the Epstein probe. Trump revokes protected status for Somalis in Minnesota after new terrorist fraud scheme is exposed: "Send them back" The president had some thoughts at 8 p.m. on Friday night. North Carolina Woman Says Bald Eagle Dropped Cat Through Windshield God bless America. More than 200 kidnapped from Nigerian Catholic school Update: A JUDGE FINALLY RESIGNED! Oh ... for dressing up as Elvis? A Missouri judge found himself all shook up after losing his job due to his penchant for wearing a large, comedic Elvis Presley wig during courtroom proceedings. Think you know Thanksgiving? Take PragerU's quick quiz and find out!* Not the Bee's Best Peanut Butter Reinvented. Holiday Gift Ideas: Roasted peanuts blended with roasted pecans creates a rich, sweet and salty, mouth watering addicting soft butter. Our nut butters have no added sugar and 50% less carbs than traditional peanut butter and are organic, glp-1 friendly, keto and diabetic friendly. Use Code NTB for 20% OFF!* *This is sponsored content. 45f7-h29p-9230-8jvn Stop Spam Folders From Silencing Satire. You deserve every punchline. Bee Mail puts our updates right where they belong—your Gmail Primary tab. Activate Bee Mail Now. Want us to stop emailing you? Unsubscribe here. Latest News | Store | Podcast | Download App | Subscribe PO Box 1322, Jupiter, FL 33468 Copyright ©2025  Not the Bee, LLC. All rights reserved.